Not in the mood to study the science of Multiple Chemical Sensitivity? NO/ONOO-! Cat-astrophic! Oh never mind, go get some more Chemistry Cat!
“What is the worst part of sitting in 29E? Is it the stench of the sanitation fluid that’s blown all over my body every 60 seconds when the lavatory door opens? Or is it the passengers’ asses that seem to fit into my personal space like a pornographic jig-saw puzzle?”
Hands down the funniest airline complaint letter: Seat 29E.




Via Canary Report contributor Amy Ludwigson.
Amy Ludwigson blogs at Pure Habitat: Live Consciously where she writes about the things that bring joy, that inspire, that make us laugh, and make our lives better for knowing. She also runs the online store Pure Citizen that sells everything that you need to live consciously – celebrating fair trade, healthy living and environmental responsibility.
Parody by guest blogger Susan M. Silver.
Old MacSilver or Multi-Person Sick Home Blues
(to the tune of “Old MacDonald”)
Old MacSilver had a sick home
EI, EI woe!
Her landlord was a toxic cyclone
EI, EI, woe!
With formaldehyde here and fresh paint there
Here a sneeze, there a wheeze
Everywhere a brain freeze
Old MacSilver had a sick home
EI, EI woe!
~~~
© 2009, 2010 Susan M. Silver
DTOX Radio programming will include music, old time radio programs, radio plays, who-done-it mysteries and hilarious comedies.
A new online radio station for people with Environmental Illness and Multiple Chemical Sensitivity has just been launched. Creator of DTOX Radio is Canary Report member Rob Neis (at left). The Rob Network’s programming right now is easy listening music, but Rob plans on enriching the content with interviews, information about EI/MCS, and for those of us who can no longer read books due to outgassing issues, regular programming also will include old time radio plays and comedy sketches. Doesn’t that sound like fun? We can all listen together!
I’m very excited about the DETOX Radio project. It will enrich the overall online content available to people with Environmental Illness and Multiple Chemical Sensitivity. Rob has generously offered The Canary Report some air time, so I’ll be creating some five-minutes spots and possibly some hour-long programs for DTOX radio in the near future. Stay tuned!
Welcome to The Rob Network, the home of DTOX Radio
We are very pleased to bring you DTOX Radio, the worlds first 24/7 online radio dedicated to people suffering from Environmental Illnesses.
Now playing; The best non-toxic online music there is
We will soon be updating our program schedule and adding more shows dealing with the complex issues surrounding Environmental Illnesses.
For those who miss the pleasure of relaxing with a good book. We will soon be bringing back several old time radio programs featuring; radio plays, “who done it” mysteries and hilarious comedies.
Our regularly scheduled programs begin at 1pm EST and are repeated at 1am EST. We do this for our friends in different time zones and to give everyone the chance to join in and participate.
We’re always interested in hearing your feedback. Please feel free to drop us an email with your comments and suggestions. But remember, they may just be read on the radio.
Congratulations, Rob! Well done!
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Mmmmmm!

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An episode of the popular TV series Ugly Betty in which Betty sprays herself with perfume and then starts acting all drugged out and crazy. Seem familiar?
Here’s another clip of the episode that rings entirely too true for anyone with Multiple Chemical Sensitivity.
The episode ended with full disclosure of the contents of the perfume and it’s ill effects.
Ugly Betty rocks!
Thanks, Mokihana!





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